从鸭嘴兽到水獭

类别:文学名著 作者:李敖 本章:从鸭嘴兽到水獭

    一

    亲爱的小文:

    一个半世纪前,科学家刚听说有一种下蛋的哺乳动物(egg-laying mammal),他们都不相信,说胡扯(a ypus)。鸭嘴兽只在澳洲(Australia)东海岸才有,澳洲也叫澳大利亚,是一个国家。

    澳洲本来跟亚洲连在一起,但在五千万年以前分开了,所以它自己成为一个特别的地方,老是有些全世界只有它有别人没有的怪东西,鸭嘴兽就是其中之一。(Australia range animals not found on otinents. t once connected Australia  50 million years ago. From t of Australias animal life developed independently)

    另外一种只有澳洲有的小动物,就是koala,爸爸有一封信专门跟你谈过它,你记得吗?

    Koala means “no drink”, and tle marsupial t draure only from its food, tain eucalyptus,(油加里树,也叫桉树,是常绿乔木,长得很快)or gum trees. it to a brancuary at aikerie. Pos cinereous faced extinction by fur ers until tion lao protect tinents dozens of marsupial species.

    Koala也叫袋鼠熊(kangaroo bear)。

    袋鼠(kangaroo)也只有澳洲有。袋鼠前面两只手,很会打拳(boxing),后面两脚,很能跳,大尾巴在跳的时候可帮忙保持平衡(balance)。

    美国有俗语“袋鼠法庭”kangaroo court, U.S. Informal. an unaut, usually self constituted, as a mock court by prisoners in a jail or a frontier court:…s doo prison by a Red kangaroo court.(Ne:A kangaroo court is an illegal mock or s, usually one set up by inmates of a prison to levy fines and punis on otes ions, usually very informal in nature, exist in most large prisons and are even encouraged by some aining order. ted at time iserm ely-been applied to tice of t o collect fines from motorists caugraps.)

    当然这个kangaroo court是来自有kangaroo的地方才对。澳洲有袋鼠,澳洲以前又是英国的天然监狱,所以kangaroo court的观念(idea)是从澳洲来的。

    英国本来把political prisoners朝美国送的,美国独立以后,英国要找个地方送prisoners,于是选中澳洲,自一七八七年起,英国在八十年间,送了十六万八千prisoners到澳洲,当时路上很苦,要走四个月。一七八八年初,prisoners在现在悉尼地方,建了settlement,悉尼就是Sydney,Sydney是当时英国内政大臣的名字,大概是为了拍马屁,才这么叫的。

    悉尼人口不过二○○万,世界最大的船也可以开到港里去,是世界上最好的港口之一,也是澳洲最老资格的城市。

    丹麦建筑师Utzon设计了Sydney Opera house,后面就是harbour Bridge,这座桥重五万吨。

    澳洲是脱离英国而独立的国家,所以受英国影响很重,连国旗里面都有英国旗。马路上走,也靠左走,英国就是靠左的(最早宣布澳洲是英国的人是科克船长Captain James Cook,他是发现ain James Cook landed at Botany Bay, soutralias entire east coast for Great Britain.)

    首都堪培拉(Canberra),有一千五百万以上的树,它的议会大厦(Parliament house),尤其漂亮。

    墨尔本(Melbourne)的名字是一个英国首相的名字,也是拍马屁来的。它的植物园、美术馆,都很有名,有三座大学。本来是首都,一九二七年迁都到堪培拉去了。

    澳洲南部有两个有名的岛:

    一个是塔斯曼尼亚(tasmania)岛,也曾是英国关prisoners的地方,用了五十年。岛上有一种塔斯曼尼亚狼,母的也有袋鼠一样的袋,不过是装在背上,不在肚皮上。tasmanian ains four teats. to ter is tation is not kno it is probably a little less te, almost embryonic state of development. tion of ted in a nest of dry leaves and grass until to  for themselves.

    塔斯曼尼亚有台湾两倍大,你看台湾多小!岛上原有一种大牙齿的土人,现在已绝种了。

    另一个岛是袋鼠岛(Kangaroo Island),岛的北边,就面对阿得雷德(Adelaide)城。它是澳洲考第三的大城。(Adelaide, Soutralias capital, is a y, ric is near t Gulf St. Vincent, 90 miles long, 45 miles across.)

    在澳洲东北海岸外面,有一二五○英里长的珊瑚礁(大堡礁,t Barrier Reef),有声有光,景象离奇,非常好看。好看是好看,可是船很难走,科克船长的船曾在这一带三次遇险。t Barrier Reef is one of Australias most popular tourist attractions. It is t coral reef in tretc 1250 miles along t of Queensland. ter coral formations. teresting sea life of t an ideal spot for skin diving. 珊瑚礁中有一岛叫“绿岛”(Green Island),真巧,台湾也有一个绿岛!

    羊有绵羊(s)两种,山羊(billy goat)有胡子,还有羊骚味(goaty odor)。

    羊奶可以造干酪(cheese)和“牛”油,可以从羊身上得到羊毛。

    羊毛出在羊身上(literally)it a s comes, after all, from a price one ever is to pay for it.做衣服,其他还可吃羊肉、用羊皮、做肥皂、做网球拍……羊的用处多极了!(S, and leaterials for many byproducts, sucallo, soap, fertilizer, cosmetics, and tgut used in stringing tennis rackets.)

    澳洲的羊,占世界第一位。占全世界六分之一。(Long famous as a land of sralia is ter of ton and is a major producer and exporter of beef and ralia is also a rialized country. Large deposits of coal and iron eel industry, ic market for a wide range of goods and services.)

    澳洲平均每个人有十四头羊(澳洲旁边的纽西兰(Neralia, t 14 s 20 sates in tern United States also han people.)

    过分的不公平,没有的人就会叫,这叫“不平则鸣”。(ted again will complain.)

    澳洲比台湾大二二二倍,但人口比台湾还少!

    亚洲人口平均每方英里(persons to the square mile)一二二人;澳洲人口平均每方英里四人。

    澳洲“得天独厚”to be particularly favored by nature (said of a land ricural resources or a gifted person)却是从不公平来的。澳洲有“白澳政策”,限制有色人种到他们那儿去。但白种人又少,所以将来问题一定很多,不是铁蒺藜(barbed- a big, empty country o fill it up. You Knoe or perish’”

    澳洲的政策是错误的、自私的( comes from Aesops fable of a dog t crao a manger of ed a ing, even t eat  sleeping dogs lie, means to leave a situation undisturbed.)“维持现状”“相安无事”。但这怎么行呢?“每条狗都有得意的一天。”(Every dogs  o a person, especially one who has been having bad luck.)别的狗会睡醒,澳洲虽然是down-under(在世界另一边),别的穷狗还是会咬到它的。

    爸 爸

    一九七五年六月八日

    二

    亲爱的小文:

    你这次信封上写的中文很有进步。

    鸭嘴兽只有澳洲有,水獭却只有澳洲没有。

    水獭是OttER,is a fur-bearing animal t spends mucs time in ter. Otters are related to ting)mammals. tinents except Australia. to tters and sea otters.

    人会仰泳(backstroke),但水獭却更神气,它会仰吃,它在水里“仰面朝天”地吃,这才叫“仰不愧天”(to feel no shame before God)呢!

    水獭还是一个会用工具的家伙(a tool user),它吃蛤蜊(clam),会朝石头上敲,你说它多聪明!

    每只水獭的皮,可卖到二千五百美金,就是台湾十万块。全世界都不准杀它,所以它的皮就特别值钱。人死了,臭皮没人要,但许多动物死了,皮却成了“千金裘”,这真是“豹死留皮”啊!

    豹死留皮(literally)A leopard leaves bes skin ion to leave to posterity when he dies.

    爸 爸

    一九七五年八月十七日


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