quot;Iquot;m bored elevision,quot; announced idoier. quot;I o Pantoland!quot;

    In Pantoland,

    Everything is grand.

    ell, lets not exaggerate -- grandis like  used to be but, t is. Even so, all still brig, all your primaries, red, yello your castle urrets tle, your forest is considerably more impenetrable t and, not infrequently, your coural seats and udders. ere talking multiple projections, s, boobs, bums. Its a bristling oland, eit all, arc sense. Sometively filthy.

    But all also t Maid Marians olands fictive Notting as a pancake. t door may  makes a  s and tire fa?ade gets to riposte and w you see beed beded wall.

    Of course, t it is Baron epfaters, en occupies t of Minister of Finance in Pantoland. Occasionally, even noake to t some s, suced galleon in full sail breasting tumultuous storms ning breaking about t sakes Dick tington and  eito London amidst a nostalgic series of tableaux vivants of Britisain Cook and Nelson, discovering t a full-ted contralto rendition of quot;If I ; s in masks and tigesy of talia Conti school.

    Illusion and transformation, kitco palace c. etc. etc. You kno all costs money. And, sometimes, as if it est illusion of all, t be an incursion of trotting, neig quot;large as lifequot; isnt t p all, at all. quot;Large as lifequot; t be, in text of torium, but y le and inconsequential as , but insignificant, and only raise a laugently drops dung.

    And sometimes ten one of t-erriers. On t ;C; just above ;Cigarettes by Abdulla; (ever o Abdullaaug dog-scc nos , forgets oland, remembers ated into a lig over turned, expectant faces and, after a moments puzzlement, give a little questioning bark.

    It  like toto dropped doo Oz; it is more like it o landed back, alas, in Kansas. C like it. C down.

    t is itular -- and quot;titsquot; is tive oland, scoops  urned to Pantoland. In Pantoland, he can live for ever.

    In Pantoland, hing is excessive and gender is variable.

    A Brief Look at tizens of Pantoland

    thE DAME

    Double-sexed and self-sufficient, transvestite of Pantoland, manifests  introduce hus:

    quot;My name is ido; ternly adjure t;Smile ;

    Because twankey rh -- pardon me, vicar; and,

    Once upon a distant time,

    talked in Pantoland in rhyme. . .

    but noalk in double entendre, ed, not e or grave, but endre. t is, everyday discourse we ricy mind.

    Sars as Mot ters. If tepmots a bonanza, ts talk y rams ;p; aspect of ts (arts). Granny in Red Riding ;Ooooer!quot; -- gobbles oland, tittering and squealing: quot;Look out, girls! t; whe Principal Boy (q.v.) appears.

    Big s of rouge on eit dip and s a mass of crispy petticoats out of ly, from t.

    quot;Better out t;

    rides tage. steps resonate ique past. Serror in in tars suc god Sy of t ;.

    to mood.

    One pair of bloomers is made out of triotism.

    tered red and black, in memory of Utopia.

    test pair of bloomers is scarlet, arget on t, centred on ted to obscenity.

    Roars. Screams. s.

    Surns and curtsies. And w do you know, sruncrousers,  she?

    In Burgundy, in t of Fools t lasted all t vacant lapse of time during e up time t up again, a person or persons unknoletoe in ts. Filt somebody o do it. By teentury, tten all about t ten tic non-time of tice, ime of turnalia, topsy-turvy time, quot;ties of Decemberquot;, hing could happen?

    ter carnival in Old Burgundy, kno of Fools, yle by a man dressed as a her.

    Crazy Moturns round and curtsies. Srunc of errified deligurn a o look again, ter only runcurned into a magic wand.

    s/Motaps Daisy t ;Do;.