An outpost of civilization or ation. D roo back to back to back. C play on roofs.
reets? asked ther.
to be none, said Julie.
Perunnels in th?
Or maybe teensy- forgetting to gaze into they pass.
It is Planning, said to aco be killed by auto.
Circulation is not a big tander-by. man, t one of you, tinguis ted? een puffing and sing a puffing and sing a understand your table of organization.
homas.
terrible ne bring him in here.
igued. e are fatigued. e can pay.
Youll o deballock on t, said tained beardescules at odd points, sucer of tter? Ster opener? Fingernail clippers?
, in a sense, the flophouse?
tizen said. t girls. t paté. t beds. t cellar. t periodicals. t security. t band. t roac martinis. t credit cards. t table silver. t vie room service. t reputation. t fa?ade. t c carpet. t bat bar. t Dun amp; Bradstreet. t portraits. t bellmen. t potted plants. t as snails. t postcards. t breakfast. the good one --
Beto be little choice.
te none large enougo attempt to accommodate your party, said t t of t but a glimpse of it.
alking about you, Emma said to ther.
ther beamed.
en the children.
her.
izen said, be broug the fixing. I can lend you a Skilsaw. ;
I to, said ther.
to, told tizen.
ell damn and blast, said tizen, w a rule is a rule.
Edmund, thomas called.
Edmund presented himself.
o buy a drink or so for tizen of ty? t to me.
tremble of op to bottom (visible).
Edmund and tizen off to the alehouse arm-in-arm.
Nos inspect tions.
After looking at the bad one.
Julie and tting on ture on th of Sigismur.
Amazing o is a curious t understand it.
I understand it, said thomas.
Doesnt knoime to up, shink he is?
retc. . I dont know.
think.
hree?
the limp.
the bed.
a disgusting idea, he said.
t you gave er you off?
Purely practical. aggers better . e have ends in view.
So we do, she said, so we do.
A knock on the chamber door.
side the door.
Shall we answer? Julie asked.
he voice called again.
s to know? Julie sed.
ter, t length.
Do er?
I knoer.
do you , Peter? she called.
I o mist t, Peter called.
t us sat on table.
Does one mist a cactus? Julie asked.
Let homas said.
Julie opened the door.
Some people knoer said, and some dont.
cus.
ell tall thin fellow, said Julie, why are you here?
I rangers. e dont often get strangers. I ed to give it to you.
anted to give o us?
o be a dolt of some kind, tto voce.
ter said.
is t?
Peter attered disintegrating volume snest falling out of it clutco .
It is a manual, be of some small use to you. On t not.
Are you thor? Julie asked.
Oer. I am translator.
From translated?
It ranslated from Engliso English.
You must udied English.
Yes I did study English.
Is it long? t thin book.
It is not long, Peter said, and at time, too long.
then, furiously:
Do you knoranslators are paid?
Not my fault, Julie said, as my fault.
Pennies! Peter proclaimed.
Are you selling us this book?
No, Peter said nobly, I am giving it to you as a gift. It is not h selling.
us.
Edition of forty, ed originally on pieces of pumpernickel. tion.
e must give you somet can it be?
You are strangers, Peter said. Your approval would be enough.
You , said Julie. Ser on the forehead.
I am justified, Peter said, for time being. I can struggle on, for time being. I am reified, for time being.
Exit of Peter.
ask muchomas.
ion is not t, Julie said. ranslator.
tomac the book.
titled A Manual for Sons.
t credited.
quot;translated from ter Scatterpatterquot; itle page.
to read the book.
A
MANUAL
FOR SONS
tRANSLAtED FROM thE ENGLISh
BY PEtER SCAttERPAttER
(1) Mad fathers
(2) Fateachers
(3) On c.
(4) ther
(5) Best o approach
(6) Ys
(7) Names of
(8) Voices of
(9) Sample voice, A B C
(10) Fanged, etc.
(11) hiram or Saul
(12) Color of fathers
(13) Dandling
(14) A tongue-lashing
(15) ther
(16) Lost fathers
(17) Rescue of fathers
(18) Sexual organs
(19) Names of
(20) Yamos
(21) quot;Responsibilityquot;
(22) Death of
(23) Patricide a poor idea, and summation
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Fateacrue and not-true, and no fateac is not true. In a cloud of unknoruction. toug sones before it is placed on t is placed on trons are also useful for t nigy cattle, at a ful cer, one deepens t icker, t;bringing t; finally forget to clean your rifle barrel immediately. to find ie a featrao to tly after o ty liquid t, o a flame color, useful for uberculosis or attracting native forget to ive ely. to prevent feet from blistering, soap tocking eel ly soften t. Delicate instruments (sucruments) srusted to a porter ter along most carefully. For a to bray at nigo ail; it appears t ail cannot be elevated, t. Savages are easily satisfied e, dark blue, and vermilion red -- expensive beads are often spurned by te, bro after. Satanic operations s be conducted first consulting tionale. an at last appears to you, try not to act surprised. t doo hen --
Fateac is of value. Muc is not.
Fatries are like cotton bales; in ots or jars; in ot of a film you do not . Some fatriangular eyes. Some fatime of day, spit silver dollars. Some fatains, and make murderous noises deep in ts , on tep. Some fatilled by pora arm, in addition to t arms fingers are elaborately o convincing replicas of beautiful sea animals, and some into convincing replicas of people ted as cs, some are milk, some teacers, some are exceptions, some are capable of attacking yet done so, ting for one last vital piece of data. Some fatrut but most do not, except inside; some fat most do not, except in teentury; some fat but most do not; some fater falling off t t most do not; some fat most fear, instead, urbate because t all, but are endlessly aaring at tures, whem.
t encountered often, but exists. togets. t idea is to cy truck tires to t, one in back, so t tic small is all t to any is good for to be able to see, in tories performed, in a sequence peres long, of ups very far, or ac tires, transform itself into a serious t. Ambition is t may even be ambition for you, in off t-in-diameter, bro t , I judged. at a net supported by a steel ring but t tom, t t ain to place t. tility of saddened me, but te emotion. t all leaping fat leaping itself. I prefer to keep my feet on tuations out from under me, by tunneling fatter is usually piebald in color, and supremely notable for iousness.
t o approaco you, of ting ing along t, ime to run, to make reservations for a fligo anotry. to Rukmini, t country virgin corn gods oget of ruby c, t Rukminian er, and in some knoo us produce offspring. tizens are greeted ificates of into try, and tages recorded upon a great silver bos peeled a not paneling of the paneling is wounded in a hundred places.
I kneo tories. tories accept angry or sulking co and most amiable fats of calcium candy and told teresting and funny stories, and led t;tall sons,quot; ;are best.quot; Once a year tories sent a little blue van to Yss house.
thers are named:
Aalbiel
Aariel
Aaron
Aba
Ababaloy
Abaddon
Aban
Abathur
Abbott
Abdia
Abel
Abiou
Achsah
Adam
Adeo
Adityas
Adlai
Adnai
Adoil
Adossia
Aeon
Aeshma
Af
Afkiel
Agason
Agwend
Albert
Faterribilità of its o, lime seet, or batsong. tter your glasses. Some fatetcetc is understood t fat robed in tenors, tinsmit-fig are salesmen. Many fat , or by someone elses careful design, or by simple clumsiness on someones part. Nevertent -- is often among t tactful, ligiful of faty-seven times, it is o give loatly cormy nigo remind -- action in tlantic. Many fatouco exts to be studied, generation after generation, to determine ext-fathers are usually bound in blue.
trument of t terrible pertinaciousness.
Sample voice A:
Son, I got bad ne understand t of it, cause youre only six, a little soft in too, t fontanelle never did close properly, I delay it no longer, son, I got to tell you t no malice in it, son, I to go to sc socialized. ts turnin pale, son, I dont blame you. Its a terrible t t is. ed socialize you t stand to c, its t dreadful. And your motoucive, son. e dont to s going to be miserable, son, but you . And I kno do anyto make us sad, your mot run as eittle face is pitiful. Son, just let you roam treets like some kind of crazy animal. Son, you got to get your natural impulses curbed. Youve got to get your corners knocked off, son, you got to get realistic. to vamp on you at t sco tear up your ass. to learn you o t your letters tters and your figures, your verbs and all t. Your mot it oo painful for your moto meet tick, son, tick going to o you and say o learn about your country at t sciful for spacious skies. to lay just a raft of stuff on you at t scion you not to resist, it aint appreciated. Just take it as it comes and youll be fine, son, just fine. You got to do rig to be realistic. t sc one of em er your lunc dont give em your lunc it in your s you tell em t it. t ter c for todian, son, like ed to be president of a bank. . Its made c for t sap c for teacc for ongue, itll cut you. S a bad mout balk . I got not t doin ts tter do t can. ere rigtin your sports ts and your blood sports and c for ted man, some say a sadist but I dont kno t. You got to develop your body, son. If t take not sc to you, do in on me tell you bout t sc told to do it. ts told to do it. Me and your motold to do it. Be! Youll be fine t fine. s tter be t to go and see t you an ice cream, son, and make sure you get your sprinkles. Go give ter, son. And hurry back.